Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front and back

Never Sad on a Boat Tee

Black Heather / XS
$24.99
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Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front and back
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front and back
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — back view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — back view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — left front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — right front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front and back
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — back view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — back view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — left front view
  • Never Sad on a Boat Tee in Black Heather — right front view
Never Sad on a Boat Tee

Never Sad on a Boat Tee

$24.99
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Some people meditate. We prefer lake water, cold drinks, and questionable decisions.

The Never Sad on a Boat Tee celebrates those carefree days when the boat is anchored, the drink is cold, and your responsibilities are somewhere back on shore. The front features a vintage “Never Sad” badge with a bikini, sunset, and cocktail. The back delivers the full lakefront scene with the punchline: “I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never been sad on a boat with a drink in my hand and my top in the sand.”

Made for lake days, pontoon cruises, sandbars, beach vacations, and anyone whose responsibilities can wait until they get back to shore.

Feel & fit: Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch and a smooth feel against your skin. Made with combed ring-spun cotton or cotton/polyester blends, depending on the color. A modern unisex fit and side-seamed construction give this tee a shaped fit for everyday wear.

The details

  • Coordinated front and back artwork
  • Vintage Never Sad chest badge with a bikini, sunset, and cocktail
  • Full-back lake scene with bold adult humor
  • Original Questionable Goods design
  • Printed to order

Please review the size guide before ordering.

Adult humor design—wear responsibly.