Not My Circus. Not My Fucking Monkeys. — Hoodie

Someone else’s chaos. Someone else’s fucking problem.

This hoodie puts “NOT MY CIRCUS. NOT MY FUCKING MONKEYS.” across the back in distressed cream lettering, with a faded red emphasis on FUCKING and a small striped circus tent underneath. A clear message for anyone trying to hand you the ringmaster’s job.

For the off-duty problem solver, the unwilling group-chat mediator, and anyone who has officially retired from managing other people’s nonsense.

Soft fleece inside and a smooth cotton face make this a warm, comfortable everyday layer. The unisex fit runs small, so we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

The details

• Large back print in distressed cream and faded red
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Soft fleece interior with a smooth cotton face
• Front pouch pocket
• Three-panel hood with matching flat drawstrings
• Made to order

Check the hoodie size guide before ordering.

The show can go on without you.