Things I Knew Before You Tee

Before kids, there was free time, privacy, disposable income, sleeping in, a clean car—and occasionally even good decisions. We remember them fondly.

The Things I Knew Before You Tee turns the realities of parenthood into a darkly funny Halloween graveyard scene. The full-back artwork follows a costumed parent and child past headstones marking everything parenthood quietly laid to rest. A coordinating RIP Sleep gravestone emblem appears on the front left chest.

Perfect for parents who love their children but still remember the life they had before them.

Feel & fit: Soft, lightweight fabric with comfortable stretch and a smooth feel against your skin. Made with combed ring-spun cotton or cotton/polyester blends, depending on the color. A modern unisex fit and side-seamed construction give this tee a shaped fit for everyday wear.

The details

• Coordinating front-left-chest and full-back artwork
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit
• Vintage-inspired Halloween illustration
• Printed to order
• Original Questionable Goods design

Bold apparel for questionable decisions.